Saturday, October 25

You Took The Part That Once Was My Chicken Heart

Chicken hearts were once only available at C-Town, but now you can usually find them in Key Foods, Associated, and Food Bazaar. They're sold in the chilled raw meats section, between the turkey throats and camel humps. Sometimes, when I'm really in love, I consider buying a styrofoam plate of chicken hearts and presenting it to my cheri amour as a metaphor for how many times I'd like to give him my heart [12 times]. But then, when I think about receiving a dozen dead chickens' tickers, covered with little veins and splattered with blood and wrapped tightly in plastic, from a hyper boyfriend with a kooky sense of humor, it really creeps me out.

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