Jeremy Scott saw W. on opening night at Arclight!
He was wearing this hat with overalls. I was on the phone with Jenny when he first walked past me in the movie theater and, after telling me to pull his ponytail, she theorized that he was going to see Max Payne. My only co-witness that Jeremy Scott did indeed see W. was Charlie's college friend Brett, who, after living with Charlie for four years, is indistinguishable from Charlie. And, as Charlie wouldn't, Brett didn't know who I was talking about.
"Are you going to shout something out to him?" Brett asked.
"Nah," I said, staring into the row behind me where Jeremy Scott was. "I think he's on a date."
"Oh, is he here with his wife?"
Wife? Very funny, Brett.