Original America [Ferrara]

I did a Google Image Search for "Alaina" because I want to change my Facebook picture again. Now that I live in a city where I don't have any friends and subsequently don't have drunk-fun times, no one takes my picture. And now that I've completely changed up my style, none of the most recent photographs of me are current.

This guy was on the 31st page of Google Images containing the word "Alaina."



It makes me proud [as bull].

More shirts:


First In Flight


Don't Stop BUFFALO BILL-IEVING


A TALONted Country


These Colors Don't Run

and my personal favorite:


The Original Founding Fathers

[I didn't make up/steal a football fan-slogan for this last one. That shirt exists! Denim and XXXL!]