Monday, January 5
According to its tag, this dress was originally priced at $25, even though it was obviously cut from a holiday bedspread. Because it's currently considered off-season for Halloween-themed dresses, it was marked down to $5.99, but in the reality of people who don't teach kindergarten, the off-season is the only time you can wear items printed with Jack-O-Lanterns. Three years ago, I was a kindergarten teacher for Halloween, so I bought a Halloween sweater-turtleneck set from Kmart. I probably donated the turtleneck on Nov. 1st but sometimes I still wear the sweater, usually in the summer, over an orange bra.