Monday, August 17

Rock Dove

The real fear in dating musicians - past any notion of predatory groupies or their opportunities to sway toward really hard drugs - is that they'll begin to wish you were a musician, too. Because if they were dating a musician they could watch her play her instrument, her cello, her violin, naked and how great would that be.


  1. You should just get naked and play music from your iTunes.

    P.S. The captcha for this comment is "densh" aka how Sean Connery says "dense."

    Ba doom sha.

  2. yeah maybe naked karaoke is the solution

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  4. The post I removed was riddled with typos. Why does it have to leave that ominous "this post has been removed by the author"?