Jordy

Jordy was actually a terrible entertainer to have at your gala or corporate event between 1992 and 1996 because his lip syncing was extremely sloppy and often times he'd forget to hold the microphone to his mouth. It would have been totally understandable if you booked him though; afterall, his fast-tempo, "it's tough to be a baby" hit was regularly played in discothèques across Europe, Brazil, Bolivia, Colombia and Japan.

His father, who produced the song and later embezzled his son's earnings, is the only audience member who legitimately enjoys the Jordy performance and attempts to discourage Whitney Houston from whispering to other people.

Can anyone confirm whether or not that's Glenn Close seated near Kenny G?